*ring ring ring ring ring*

*pick up* Hello?

*sounds of crying*

Hello? Who is this?

*sounds of sobbing*

….******* is that you?

Yes *more crying*

What’s wrong?

My family, I hate them! *more crying*

Wait, why??

They don’t want me to marry you *sobbing*

Because I don’t have a green card?

Exactly…*sobbing trickles out*

But you know I don’t care about that?

I know, but they don’t care!

I don’t care that they don’t care, I love you.

I love you too, but I don’t know what to do.

Let’s get married.

What?

Let’s get married, today. I have a full tank of gas, a ring in my pocket. We’ll drive to Vegas and get married.

*returns to my reflection running on the treadmill*

Advertisement